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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”—Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via litreferential)
"Recently, the comedy icon and part time person Kristen Wiig revealed some tragic news. ….
The soldiers of truth over at E! valiantly picked up the story and had this to say: “TMI! Kristen Wiig Goes Public With Pooping Problem at Hollywood Gala”.
…Wiig confided during her speech that she had been unable to empty her bowels in a number of days- owing to stress and travel. While some sources are referring to this admission as part of what is called a “joke”(spelling??) or “humour”- definitions of which can be both be found in a dictionary- E! is standing firm in its disgust. …”